homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell I think you mean then ninth.
guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
Dear Frustrated Porn-Addled Women of Tumblr,
beetstreak: stickyknickers: James Deen is never going to fuck you. You’re just alienating all the guys who would otherwise fuck you. This is the truth. -Stickyknickers aka “women who look at porn are bitches i’m a nice guy who always gets put in the friendzone”